Salvadore Donnie T-Shirt
Make a timeless statement with this surreal design featuring Donald Trump’s unmistakable face surrounded by melting clocks ticking away around the globe. It’s like stepping into a Salvador Dalí fever dream, but with more tweets and hair spray.
Perfect for when the world feels like it’s running out of time—or just when you’re running late to brunch. This hoodie will keep you cozy while you ponder the mysteries of the universe, like: Is time really relative? Or just politically inconvenient?
Features:
• Premium, American-made materials softer than a politician’s promise.
• A design so bizarre, it’s guaranteed to stop people in their tracks (unlike that fast food bag they’re still clutching).
• Ideal for any occasion: debates, dystopian time travel, or Taco Tuesday.
Pro tip: Wear this when the store’s closed but you still want people to question reality. Time may melt, but your style won’t.
Make a timeless statement with this surreal design featuring Donald Trump’s unmistakable face surrounded by melting clocks ticking away around the globe. It’s like stepping into a Salvador Dalí fever dream, but with more tweets and hair spray.
Perfect for when the world feels like it’s running out of time—or just when you’re running late to brunch. This hoodie will keep you cozy while you ponder the mysteries of the universe, like: Is time really relative? Or just politically inconvenient?
Features:
• Premium, American-made materials softer than a politician’s promise.
• A design so bizarre, it’s guaranteed to stop people in their tracks (unlike that fast food bag they’re still clutching).
• Ideal for any occasion: debates, dystopian time travel, or Taco Tuesday.
Pro tip: Wear this when the store’s closed but you still want people to question reality. Time may melt, but your style won’t.
Make a timeless statement with this surreal design featuring Donald Trump’s unmistakable face surrounded by melting clocks ticking away around the globe. It’s like stepping into a Salvador Dalí fever dream, but with more tweets and hair spray.
Perfect for when the world feels like it’s running out of time—or just when you’re running late to brunch. This hoodie will keep you cozy while you ponder the mysteries of the universe, like: Is time really relative? Or just politically inconvenient?
Features:
• Premium, American-made materials softer than a politician’s promise.
• A design so bizarre, it’s guaranteed to stop people in their tracks (unlike that fast food bag they’re still clutching).
• Ideal for any occasion: debates, dystopian time travel, or Taco Tuesday.
Pro tip: Wear this when the store’s closed but you still want people to question reality. Time may melt, but your style won’t.